What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You are a genius and a whore.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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