omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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