i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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