I got chris browned last night
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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