Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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