his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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