we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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