Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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