what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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