Already got asked if we're dating
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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