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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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