Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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