i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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