you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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