I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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