is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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