No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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