On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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