When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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