the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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