In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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