I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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