I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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