Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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