I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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