I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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