She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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