Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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