Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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