He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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