Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I would fuck him just for his dog
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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