She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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