I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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