She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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