If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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