now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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