do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
That's when you crack a 10am beer
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
