guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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