Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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