Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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