I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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