Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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