So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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