I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
