everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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