Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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