So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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