You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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