Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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