What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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