Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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