Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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