you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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