So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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