I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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