they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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