at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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