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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have fence marks all over my body
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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