I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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