I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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