I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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