There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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